"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather Correction; July 26th

Weekly Blather
barackINGHAM PALACE,

District of Corruption
July 26, 2014

Our businesses have now added nearly 10 million new jobs over the past 52 months.  The unemployment rate is at its lowest point since September 2008 – the fastest one-year drop in nearly 30 years.  401(k)s are growing, fewer homes are underwater, and for the first time in more than a decade, business leaders around the world have declared that the world’s number one place to invest isn’t China; it’s the United States of America – and our lead is growing.  None of this is an accident.  It’s thanks to the resilience and resolve of the American people that our country has recovered faster and come farther than almost any other advanced nation on Earth.  But there’s another trend that threatens to undermine the progress you’ve helped make.  Even as corporate profits are as high as ever, a small but growing group of big corporations are fleeing the country to get out of paying taxes.  They’re keeping most of their business inside the United States, but they’re basically renouncing their citizenship and declaring that they’re based somewhere else, just to avoid paying their fair share.

As factcheck.org says~and I paraphrase~"no single number tells the whole truth..." and as you've become well aware, I and my handler, Valerie Jarrett want nothing to do with the truth.  Oh, we~and by 'we' I mean 'she'~have nothing against "the truth," per see, but "the truth" has yet to yet benefit the socio-fascism I support, or the communism Ms Jarrett whole-heartedly believes in.

    Under my 'lack-luster' leadership since 2009:

1) just ten-months into my reign, unemployment peaked at an abysmal 10%; this after that evil President George W. Bush had the rate down to 4.9% during his last year in office.  Then~surprisingly enough~in October the Census Bureau FAKED the revised unemployment numbers to an astounding 7.8%!!

2) immediately prior to my re-immaculation selection, the national debt had increased a disastrous 81%; the national average of a gallon of gas was up 93%, since my initial immaculation!

3)  the welfareRAT numbers~as well as the numbers of those in the poverty zone~has risen EVERY MONTH since my initial immaculation, thanks to my adherence to the 'Cloward and Piven' strategy of national destruction.

    We could go on and on but suffice it to say nearly all the numbers~no matter what they relate to~are engineered by some office, department, bureau within the Jarrett-obama Regime!  The aforementioned illustrates just how my official, my handler Ms Jarrett's as well as the vast majority of obamacRATics' actions have little to do with the advancement of the country and it's citizens; EVERYTHING to do with the destruction of the most powerful country on earth!!

    This bullshit in my blusterful blathers on the economy is worth "two-farts in a whirlwind!"  It's just pure BULLSHIT!   While the United States has the most-hugest corporate income tax rate in the developed world, I continue to whine for ever-increasing taxes on those very same corporations! Is it any wonder the smartest among them are off-shoring to gain more favorable tax treatments?!? Oh, and that 'China thingie?'  How does that make any sense to anyone?  The Chinese either have or are about to, overtake the United States as the largest economy on the planet.  In that light, why would anyone 'in-their-right-mind' favor America over China as an investment venue?!?  If ANY IMPROVEMENT has been recorded~relative to the US economy~it's been IN SPITE OF my actions or most probably, lack thereof.

I want to be clear: this is only a few big corporations so far.  The vast majority of American businesses pay their taxes right here in the United States.  But when some companies cherrypick their taxes, it damages the country’s finances.  It adds to the deficit.  It makes it harder to invest in the things that will keep America strong, and it sticks you with the tab for what they stash offshore.  Right now, a loophole in our tax laws makes this totally legal – and I think that’s totally wrong.  You don’t get to pick which rules you play by, or which tax rate you pay, and neither should these companies.  The best way to level the playing field is through tax reform that lowers the corporate tax rate, closes wasteful loopholes, and simplifies the tax code for everybody.  But stopping companies from renouncing their citizenship just to get out of paying their fair share of taxes is something that cannot wait.  That’s why, in my budget earlier this year, I proposed closing this unpatriotic tax loophole for good.  Democrats in Congress have advanced proposals that would do the same thing.  A couple Republicans have indicated they want to address this too, and I hope more join us.

As many should remember, the American voters mistakenly gave the obamacRATics a majority in the House in 2006, while the same party controlled the US Senate.  With this almost unfettered control of 'the American pursestrings,' my party failed to~or more correctly, ignored~any correction in the IRS Code to eliminate the aforementioned "loop-holes," primarily because this policy benefitted their crooked cronies.  Now, I have to 'piss-and-moan' about a lack of action, disguising it as the sole property of the republicRATics.  As has been noted by the conservative side of the talk-show circuit: The last think the American voter would be in favor of is BI-PARTISANSHIP!  The country needs~to right the 'Ship-of-State~'is ULTRA-PARTISANSHIP, the only thing that will counteract any obamacRATic plan to infuse even more illegal INVADERS into a country OVERFLOWING with them already!!

Rather than double-down on the top-down economics that let a fortunate few play by their own rules, let’s embrace an economic patriotism that says we rise or fall together, as one nation, and as one people.  Let’s reward the hard work of ordinary Americans who play by the rules.  Together, we can build up our middle class, hand down something better to our kids, and restore the American Dream for all who work for it and study for it and strive for it.

    In conclusion, the only shells for my artillery; the only arrows in my quiver, is primarily, accusatory RACISM secondarily, economic DIVISIVENESS.  The basis of this blather opportunity is to pit the economically successful against those who choose to sit on their dead-asses, watching YOUR big-screen, eating YOUR popcorn, driving YOUR Cadillac and spending YOUR money! 

"America according to the 'Clown Prince'" needs to have success denigrated to the point that no one will bitch while the obamacRATics make every attempt to separate said successful from their monies!! 

See, we say: "I've 'made~or rather, been given~mine' so we don't give a rat's-ass about the rest of you!" 

Don't like your current circumstance? 

"Get off your dead asses and on your dyin' feet" and do somethin' 'bout it!

Nuff of this shit, I'm goin' golfin' and let Valerie Jarrett plan our THREE WEEK, monthly vacation to Martha's Vineyard AT YOUR EXPENSE!!

Suckah!!!