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My Blather On.... Length of Baseball Games; April 8th

..and Removing The "Bo-o-o-o-oring" Factor!     Years ago~ back in the late 70s; early '80s ~I used to attend Sunday KC Royals ' home games.  I'd take my 12-year-old charge, " Mysti " cuz [then] Royals Stadium  [now: Kaufman Stadium ] was less-than-an-hour ride on my ol' Suzuki 750cc ' Water Buffalo .'  At that time I never thought that MLB had a "boring" factor.  I enjoyed both the game itself, the hot dogs and sodas as well as watching all the kids having the times-of-their-lives... and besides that.... it only cost a "buck-ana-quarter" to get in!!     Today the game is entirely different.  It seems to take 'forever' to complete one!  But I have a cuppla suggestions to help the game along: 1.  Teach every player [and test 'em on this] how Velcro works!!  Once they learn, they won't have to adjust the dam' battin' gloves after each pitch! 2.  Teach every player [and test 'em on this one t...